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"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
05/26/2016 at 22:37 • Filed to: Pushthechevyoffthelevy, GM

Borked Allison at 10:30 at night, 30 minutes from the office. At the end of a 12 hour shift, no less.

E90M3 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
05/26/2016 at 22:46

I see it running, put that mofo in gear. But seriously, I used to work 12 hour shifts and sympathize, what’s wrong?

That is an astonishingly dirty steering wheel.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
05/26/2016 at 22:55

“borked Allison”

ooohhh kinky

Bowtie_Guy > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
05/26/2016 at 22:55

How bad is it borked??? If it’s limped you should still have 3rd. To get it cleared just cycle the key about 10 times

Bowtie_Guy > Bowtie_Guy
05/26/2016 at 22:57

If cycling the key doesn’t work you will need a scan tool or disconnect the batteries for 10 minutes.

Nope, 1st and 2nd only.

Only 1st and 2nd work. And that is a slam shift.

Work truck.

E90M3 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
05/26/2016 at 23:06

Tack it out in second and limp it home. But that seriously sucks, I’d come pretend to help, but I’m in Texas and not entirely sober.

Not my truck, not my problem. Another co-worker was near, so it’s staying the night on the road. I’m going home, and I have the day off tomorrow.

Also, it’s more of the flash hitting the boredom spots, where people have picked the foam off the wheel.

derf > vdub_nut: scooter snob
05/27/2016 at 00:02

Not gonna lie, I snickered a bit when I read it too. heheheh.

Cé hé sin > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
05/27/2016 at 04:29

“Borked Allison....”

That’ll teach your employers to buy automatics.